funny jokes that make you cry
Was it you that night?
by Ten million
On the eve of their wedding, Yan Changsheng brought back a girl and publicly called off the marriage.Only then did Shen Qinghe realize that Yan Changsheng was the crazy male lead from a book, and the girl was the irresistible female protagonist.As for her, she was just early cannon fodder fated to die, and her elder sister was the malevolent female supporting character whom everyone wanted to beat up.Tsk, the plot is just freaking ridiculous!After awakening, Shen Qinghe busied herself with culti…
Blacksmith: You Are Making Mjolnir For The Forging Exam?
by Absolute World's Best Sword
# blacksmith # forgingIn a parallel world, everyone awakened to weapon talents. They used divine weapons to battle against ferocious creatures.Hence, the Forgemaster job class was born and was held in high esteem.Wu Mo transmigrated to this world and became a student of the top academy, Divine Arms Academy.The end-of-semester practical exam was in three days. Students were required to forge a divine weapon on the spot.However, he was not prepared at all!Fortunately, he awakened a system which al…
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
I hate that I loved you!
by Mandy_CAHAYAA
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned…Rizi D'Souza, once a naive heiress, falls for the charming billionaire Zain Bennetti, only to have her life shattered by his ruthless betrayal. The son of the powerful Bennetti Conglomerate, Zain is driven by a dark desire for revenge, destroying Rizi and her family without remorse.But revenge is a dish best served cold. As Rizi transforms from a fallen heiress into a skilled hacker, she plots her own retribution. On her path to vengeance, she uncovers a we…
Make France Great Again
by Ganges catfish
The crumbling Vienna System is unable to stop the rise of the Second Empire, as the Emperor's nephew is about to visit his faithful Paris.Protector of the Apennine, Honorary Chairman of the Rhine Federation, Close Ally of the Kingdom of Spain, French Empire Augustus Jerome Bonaparte: I will make France great again!--------------------(Reasonable historical deduction party, Paradox Interactive game players rejoice!)
Let Me Make You a Star
by Killerbee
Lee Hyun, the man once known as the 'Midas of music'. He got thrown out of his agency and his wife betrayed him.He lost everything and there was no hope left for him, but life gave him another chance to redeem himself.He found himself in 2010.The time when the entertainment industry has just started to get popular all over the world.With his knowledge of the future and his composing skills, Lee Hyun decided to make a mark in the entertainment industry.This time, he would become the 'God of Enter…
MAKE YOU MINE
by NiveditaC
Lyrical Fernando, a sweet and simple girl who was very good at taking care of people, which is one of the gifts that was passed on to her from her mother, apart from her beautiful yet pale face, cute nose, and golden brown hair. She came to the city to live with her aunt after her mother passed away and grew up with her cousin brother, who was overprotective of her but still was the best brother Lyrical could ever ask for.Melody Peters was born into a rich businessman family. However, her parent…
Make Me (MxM)
by Amnesiane
After 18 rough years, Seth is finally living on his own, in college and with a paying job, yet the shadows of his past do not let him rest. Devoured by his need for vengeance and justice, he attracts a demon to his side, who tricks him into selling his soul to him.Jude's seductive and controlling nature quickly turns Seth's life upside down, and though the boy is strong-headed and thought himself to be dominant, he finds himself enthralled by the demon more than he would like to admit.Follow the…
I hate that I love You
by RukhsarQadir
Seeing her in someone else's arms, why did it feel like he had lost the entire world?```He couldn't understand why he was acting like this.The unknown and indescribable amount of emotions welling up within threatened to rip his heart apart.Moomal! He called out to her but only silence replied to him.She finally removed her hand from the lock.Before Huzaifa could understand what was going on she suddenly turned around and wrapped her arms around his neck, locking him in a tight embrace.He was sho…
Funny jokes
by Habib_Chowdhury_4908
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MAKE YOU MINE
by Whendhie
It wasn't just about what this lady was wearing. It was her. Something to do with the way she moved. Like she was one with the music and with the stage. The music pounded in a hypnotic rhythm that was unashamedly sexual, and she moved and danced in time to the beat, her movements graceful and seductive. So much confidence and balance. Balance that should have been nearly possible with the length of the heel shoes that she was putting on, but she made it look so natural... So easy, like she'd bee…
The Moonlight That Brings You To Me
by JadeLuna91
"You wish to leave?" The young count sneered at her threateningly. "This castle will become your grave!"You are a sicko, Blaine!"They were the half-siblings, for the god's sake!After transmigrating into the body of Arianell Fiore, a minor character from the bad-written book, she found herself entangled in completely different story.The heroine was a spoiled brat, the crown prince only thought about the freedom and run away from the responsibilities, her half-brother was weirdly obsessing over he…
Make Me Yours Forever
by veramiles240
Her only mistake, was loving the wrong person. She's an orphan, lost her mom at birth and dad five years later. Her aunt became her guardian and got her into modeling school, where she met Jackson. He not only became her manager, he won her heart and they got married in the space of three months against her aunt’s wish. Jackson gave her love, beauty, money... but little did she know it was only a façade. A bait to lure her and hide his arrogant and obsessive heart. Their marriage lasted four yea…
Mission To Make Villainess Happy
by yonalovecatz
"I've not opened my eyes in a 19th-century novel but rather in some weird place, maybe Rome. But I'm not sure."A modern girl Juli has been reincarnated as Livia Aulus, an upper-class lady in Rome, who has summoned her to make her friend Flavia Publius happy- a so-called villainess. Even though Juli doesn't want to do this she has no option other than completing this task. "Who are you?", Quintus Publius elder brother of the Flavia asks."Looks like this life is also going to be hellish. How can I…
JOKES ON YOU
by namelessfriend
HELEN IS A BAD GIRL OR MABYE THE WROST .SHE KILLED THE FATHER OF THE MOST KIND GIRL OF THE SCHOOL.YET THE KIND GIRL SHOW LOVES TO HER BUT HELEN FAR WAY FROM THAT KINDNESS MAYBE SOMEDAY SHE WILL CHANGE WHO KNOWS CAUSE IT HER FREAKING BUSINESS NOT MINE.....
Stories That Will Make You Horny
by Superboy18
I pulled my top down and brought his lips to my tight nipples and he sucked on them and gave them a soft bite that made me quiver and moan. He knew I liked it and immediately pulled my bottoms down. "Let's see how wet you are" he softly said. He stuck two fingers inside me and it made my whole body relax as he curled them in and pulled them out again, revealing two very sticky fingers. "You want more ?" I nodded and pushed his hand back inside of me as he pushed them in slowly and deeply inside …
LOVE THAT YOU NEVER KNOW
by Hellan white
Sam Huston, a fresher having crush on Wil Heyworth (Mr.popularity), a basketball player in that same college. Later that crush develops into love before she even knows it. On the valentine's day she decided to tell her love to him but she came to know something big.Calix, a sophomore and a member of basketball team. He fell in love with Sam at first sight. He propose Sam eventhough knowing she already like someone.Things get complicated on Sam's journey of love. Will she know with whom did she r…
Fine, Make Me Your Villainess
by Ava_Skyler
Layla had always been a kind woman who went out of her way to make others happy and succeeded while sacrificing her own. She gave everything she had achieved all through her life to ensure the happiness of those she loved. But she never imagined that the individuals she had once made her world would be the one responsible for her demise. When her role ended, they tossed her aside as if she were nothing.While waiting for her death in that cold cell, all she could think of was revenge. Her ex-frie…